First, I understand that having a motor on the bike helps because it would be very difficult to peddle a bike while balancing the tree on your handle bars. This is a mistake because the noise of the motor draws attention to you. Perhaps get a trailer for your bike. As seen here.
Or Here.
Another helpful idea, is get some kids to ride along with you. Especially if you have been drinking. No one expects kids on a bike to be up to no good, and they could help with your balance. see photo here.
Or here.
Next lets talk Camouflage. By having the tree in a basket in front, you can hide amongst the tree's on the ride home.
Finally, remember a timely holiday disguise never hurts. I mean, who would arrest Santa this time of year?
Good luck and enjoy the holidays!
Please note the views expressed in this article are those of Mass Cash and Dj Scratch Ticket, as of December 2009. They do not necessarily reflect the views of the individual Blumpkin Reading Material writers or the blumpkin reading material as a whole. These views may not be relied upon and we disclaim any responsibility to those that may take these suggestions seriously as the writers are no smarter than your average 10 year old. Seriously 10 year olds...
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