Baltimore, MD to Nashville, TN
738 Miles
BG
RB
9:00 am- As Baltimore had taken its toll on us (especially BG), we woke up outside Nashville with a taste for Jack Daniels.
Guess Tennessee just puts that mood in people.
Tennessee has really cool trees.
3:30 pm- We popped in Straight Outta Cashville by Young Buck and were welcomed to the home of the Titans.
4:15 pm- I took a piss here.
I think someone else took a piss in here yesterday.
5:00 pm- We had a beer and a shot at Coyote Ugly, but Printer's Alley on Church St. hadn't woken up yet, so we pushed on.
7:30 pm- Rob just smelled my popcorn feet.
12:00 pm- Jack Daniel's distillery was great; we finally got our emergency bottle of whiskey and a nice whiff of whiskey in the middle of distillation- it smelled like ol' grand-dad.
It's a dry county here, otherwise workers would never make it to the job. And at the first payday of the month, employees get a bottle of Jack; unfortunately, they only need 15 guys to run the place.
We'll be coming back with 10 grand and buying our own barrel o' whiskey.
7:30 pm- Rob just smelled my popcorn feet.
12:00 pm- Jack Daniel's distillery was great; we finally got our emergency bottle of whiskey and a nice whiff of whiskey in the middle of distillation- it smelled like ol' grand-dad.
It's a dry county here, otherwise workers would never make it to the job. And at the first payday of the month, employees get a bottle of Jack; unfortunately, they only need 15 guys to run the place.
We'll be coming back with 10 grand and buying our own barrel o' whiskey.
6:05 pm- Rob complained a lot at Coyote Ugly
5:05 pm- The bartender at Coyote Ugly, wearing a bra and half-shirt, yet complaining that it was cold, gave us some play dough; she told us to make something sexual.
Rob made two people holding hands and Bill built a toilet. The new collaboration creation was a big hit.
That's how a blumpkin rolls.
1 comment:
coyote ugly? same as the movie?
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