Thursday, December 3, 2009

The Greatest Essay Ever Written








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4 comments:

The Dog Father said...

How is that pickle sniffer Shakespeare famous and the author of this brilliant piece is nowhere to be found?

MegaMillions said...

I have been crying for the last hour that someone may have actually spent time grading this after reading the first line....My favorite the works cited page.."www.tubgirl.com"

Sam Ziergiebel said...

the only problem i have with this is that the teacher seems to have the cursive penmanship of an 8 year old with down syndrome


leading me to doubt the integrity of this

MegaMillions said...

Rhino, there is to much factual evidence in the body of the paper to warrant any suspicion regarding it's authenticity. Lou Gherrig's photograph from the associated press (1821 before photography and baseball and the associated press) and the Fact that the greeks did indeed invent Anal lube are all true. The only real question is why hole bunch both sides of the pages and what brilliance lay on page 3????/