Do they have editors???

This headline is just to ridiculous not to link to....

Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters

Free the porn burger van...

Why is it that neighbors always have to ruin the most promising entrepreneurial inventions?

I believe it must all relate to the "Nosy bitch up the street" theory....

Here we have a story about some young entrepreneurs that went about trying to make it on their own. They came up with a clever method of attracting buisness and some neighbors decide to complain and shut them down.

I think it is time we take a stand; "Free the porno burger van" shirts and bumper stickers will be made and distributred.

Help stand up for these brave young men today!

What is wrong with our country...

I just finished reading this story in the news.

The lack of accountability that people have in this country is amazing. This woman is so dumb she deserves to get hit.

What scares me most is she will probably win money.

Rice-orant

Some friends of mine love rice so much that they want to start their own rice restaurant. Well add this to the list of things to have at you restaurant boys....


http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/New_bra_grows_your_own_rice

Maybe should've thought this one through

Time to build up an immunity to Tasers.

In a move that should surprise no one who follows the faithful fans of Philadelphia, this 17 year-old kid just got tazed after running around on the field like a true fan, skipping and waving that stupid towel.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/dailypitch/post/2010/05/police-stand-behind-officer-who-tasered-phillies-fan/1

Supposedly he called his dad right beforehand, who suggested that it might not be the best idea to run onto the field.

Between this and Pukey at the Park, Philadelphia is really standing out ahead of the pack with their ability to continually be as obnoxious as possible.

Pride of Philly

I want nothing more than to meet that man and shake his hand. He like the guy who put to bomp in the bomp-shu-bomp-shu-bomp -- only hes way cooler and probably drinks so much light beer and brown liquor.

An Eagles fan punched my friends GIRLfriend in the face once...but I think this out does that.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5098407

Were never going BAAAAAck

This has to be the best new story I have read in a long time!

Apparently these two men have escaped from Prison, and are evading police capture by dressing as sheep.

They have wool coverings and heads that look like sheep. During the day the mingle with a pack of 1000 or so sheep. Then at night they run from farm to farm!

Absolute genius. The best part comes at the end other article when the police chief declares "they won't pull the wool over our heads forever!"

This sounds like a great premise for a movie. Two guys having a hard time making it in a down economy decide to rob a bank only to get caught and shipped of to prison.

They escape and disguise themselves as sheep to evade authorities as they race against time to save something.

Okay, maybe I am just bored at work....

Greatest job in history faces problems.

Workers from the Carlsberg Brewery are striking because of a policy change that affects their day to day ease of doing business. Read more here.

This is a travesty! First let me say that their jobs are amongst the best in the world, and while some would argue that they are still great, I say erroneous!

These Employee's have rights and we here at the BRM stand firmly behind them!

In a related note, I give you this....

Gimme that fish...

Is there any shock that after the tremendous advertising that McDonald's has done with its Fillet o Fish that this happened?

I hardly blame the guy, the Fillet O Fish is delicious and just writing about it makes me want one.

The other big shock is this occurred in Jersey....

This is not a game

If you think Coolio gets no respect, how about 50 Cent in Africa?

Skip ahead to about 1:40, or just rock out for a minute.

For the full story, MTV style, and the followup, where you realize your parents only want to help you.

Chain snatching in hip hop has reached epidemic levels. The big problem is that the chains don't mean what they used to.

We've come a long way from Mr. T and his chains that took an hour a day to put on. As he said, he wore them to remember the chains of his ancestors- something makes me think that T-Pain isn't trying to honor Grandpappy with that necklace.

More importantly, though, we should use this space to help rappers find their lost chains.

Rapper Yung Berg has a really cool Transformers chain. It doesn't transform into anything, but it is pink.

Unfortunately, it now belongs to this guy.

Juelz Santana is also looking for his chain- it is supposedly in England somewhere.

Lil' Boosie at least protected his, and when someone came up in his house trying to jack his chain, Boosie gave homeboy a lil' beatdown. And then after that, put a $30,000 hit out on the guy because he was trying to sue Boosie for battery!

As Boosie puts it though,

"Yeah, we had to whoop a nigga ass for like a hour straight,” Boosie told XXLmag.com. “It was just usual shit. You know how niggas be gettin out of line? It was just some…recreation.”

But how are you going to keep your hands off something like this?

Now, most of the time when you get your chain snatched, you just get your feelings hurt a little bit. But how about my man Waka Flocka Flame, an up-and-coming rapper out of the ATL, who was recently shot twice for not giving up his chains? And, in true bad-ass Cam'ron style, he drove his bleeding self to the hospital. Cam'ron gets extra points because they shot both of his arms.

Damn Waka, that's why you have a spare- so you can give up one and nobody gets hurt!

I'm working on a chain of my own. What do you think?

For more chain snatching history, check out Complex's article.

Bobby Crook Note:

It's not just the rappers, athletes are getting more thug every day. Check out Marquis Daniel's new chain. It's his own head in diamonds and gold.

Oh how the mighty have fallen

Coolio was by far my favorite rapper growing up. I remember I bought the cassette single for Too Hot, but I was only able to listen to the first verse of the song. I was in the car with my mom, and as soon as she started paying attention to what he was saying, she hucked that tape out the window! It was the only time I've ever cried.

I was wondering what he was up to- sure enough, he was arrested for crack possession at the airport. (People just don't get it that you really shouldn't bring bad stuff on the airplane. Have your boy hook you up when you land!)

But just before this, we should have seen it coming.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/bigbrother/view/71209/EXCLUSIVE-Coolio-s-gig-gaffe/

Hey, if you're from England, and you were a part of this....

Doesn't anyone remember Gangsta's Paradise? Hand on My Nutsac? You don't play Coolio like that.

Much love to Coolio and I hope he gets back to the top without the help of VH1.

Classic story

We here at the BRM are always on alert for entertaining news. We receive tons of possible stories that our faithful readers think should be brought to light.

Some stories are your typical run of the mill updates. Once in a while we come across a story that is so good, we have to post it right away.

let me pass on the lead of this story, which was brought to my attention by Steve Davos of South Boston and starts like this:

A San Francisco man claims he was high on a double dose of medical marijuana cookies when he screamed, dropped his pants and attacked crew members on a cross-country flight, forcing its diversion to Pittsburgh, the FBI said Wednesday.

You can read the rest of the article here.

Any way we would just like to say thanks and that we appreciate those great stories so keep them coming.

We will try to keep you up to date on all the zany news from around the world. (that's right I said zany)

Did you know...

http://wcbstv.com/national/girl.fights.youtube.2.1465599.html

80% of all fights in school are now girl on girl?

Neither did we....

Damn it Busta...

Rapper Busta Rhymes is said to have suffered an embarrassing moment during a gig in Copenhagen. He picked on a member of the audience for not standing up - unaware the fan was in a wheelchair. Busta told the crowd: "I didn't come from the other end of the world to see people sit on their ass. Everybody get up."

He's then reported to have picked on one man in the front row, not noticing he was in a wheelchair, reports The Sun. A spokesman for his label BMG said: "Busta is very sorry for any offence and did not know the man was disabled."

Time to Develop an Eating Disorder...

The floor of a Weight Watchers clinic in Växjö in south central Sweden collapsed on Wednesday night beneath a group of about 20 participants in the diet programme.
The Weight Watchers participants had gathered in the group’s facilities to see how much weight they had lost. As it turned out, however, people’s weight was not the only thing to fall. “We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air. The floor collapsed in one corner of the room and along the walls,” one of the participants told the Smålandsposten newspaper. Then floor then started to give way in other parts of the room. Shortly thereafter, the smell of sewage began to waft up into the room. "We're going to have to find a replacement premises," Weight Watchers consultant Therese Levin told the newspaper. But the Weight Watchers didn’t let the damaged floor stop the evening's weigh-in. When everything had calmed down, the participants instead moved the scales to a nearby corridor and set about seeing how many kilos they had shed. And this time the floor held. No one was injured in the incident, the cause of which is still under investigation.
http://www.thelocal.se/24374/20100114

Time to stop eating altogether or ATLEAST start throwing up after eating. It's great that they still had the weigh in, despite the floor falling out from under them. At that point wouldn't you skip it and conclude that you hadn't lost much if any weight, in fact you probably gained some? ....Hopefully they will discover the cause of the collapse...
You just can't make shit like this up

Butt Sniffer still on the loose!!!

WOW, is all I have to say, WOW. I know that some people have weird fetishes, but this is just straight up crazy. Watch this video as a shopper browses the aisle taking as many opportunties as possible to sniff the shelf stocker's behind. Yes, that's right, he sniffs the store employee's buttocks.

Plymouth, England, police are searching for the bespectacled pervert, aged about 40, who smelled the co-op worker's bum at least 20 times on consecutive weekends.

CCTV footage shows the 5-foot-9-inch oddball pretending to pick items off shelves before crouching behind the shelf stacker. With his face near his victim's derriere, he seems take a whiff -- and once gets so close his nose touches the man.

Click through to watch the footage. Admit it, you're intrigued.

A remake we are excited about.....

News broke today that Mel Gibson is displacing thousands of Mexican inmates from jail for his new movie.

While Mel has always been arrogant, we here at the BRM are excited about the possible remake of this gem!

Keep your fingers crossed!

Perhaps

Perhaps if Monica Gonzales from this story had traveled in a good disguise like the women below, she never would have been mistaken for a prostitute.....






She may have gotten deported, but that is a whole different issue.

Have a great weekend!

MaS$ & Dj SC

Justice

What do you do when you don't get it your way at McDonalds?

http://www.kctv5.com/video/22144014/index.html

Defending Fifty

While 50 Cent may not be roaming the streets as he once was, trying to defend himself against the other thugs out there, it is ignorant to think his life is without peril. The one thing my astute colleague Dutchmasters failed to recognize is the threat of the Entourage.

Many famous people have protectors and such that they travel with to and from guest appearances. Now when these groups meet up with one another, it can become down right scary. I have attached an article below where 50's crew ran into another entourage before a taping of Jimmy Kimmel.

While no shots were fired, you will understand by reading this that life for 50 is not all polo matches and Snorkeling.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/college/basketball/la-sp-sports-media20-2009nov20,0,4317417.story