Saturday, November 1, 2008

Summer Movie Blowout

Ironman

-Robert Downey J is rocking a killer beard in this flick. I think badass can come from a good 'stach.

-Is it just me or do all superheroes have a thing for redheads? Iron man, spider man, aqua man, shrek, daredevil but that shouldn't count because he didnt know she was a burning bush.

-This movie and Transformers just know how to satisfy auditorily, there are so many satisfying explosions and booms. Movies appeal more to boys when things go boom. Plus i love the sound of metal crunching against metal, its like popping bubble wrap, i cant explain it, i just want more.

-Bg might be biased against main villain and his fight scene simply because no one wants to believe the dude would try to take over the earth. The dude would never hurt anyone, we all know this.

-Key example of how movies can dictate the whole flow of a movie with a good opening song. Back in Black sets the mood for action. Kind of like how Pour some Sugar on me sets the mood for strippers.


Hulk Now with more ROAR noise Action!

-First of all, way too long of an intro. They needed to learn this lesson from the first Hulk, I don't want to wait 15 minutes learning a back story with no action. If you can't describe a story through a scene then it should be rethought. i dont want a silent recap that shit is long, boring and uncreative.

-Great first Hulk out however, I really like the amount of buildup. Causing a conflicting emotion in the audience is a good way to build excitement. I dont want him to have to turn into the Hulk, but at the same time I want him to crush his enemies and external agrivators with green fists of fury.

-This movie is kind of a carbon copy of Ironman. Brilliant scientists makes an amazing discovery/invention then unleashes awesome power. The government then steals this idea then makes it evil causing the original to have to destroy it.

-Liv Tyler is just hot enough to pass in this role because otherwise she's just boring.

Saving Sarah Marshall

-On the first watch through this movie reminds me of Something about Mary/ Meet the Parents. So painfully real that it's akward, uncomfortable humor is relatable. I think every guy can relate to feeling like an ass in front of a girl who broke your heart. Only the really cool can remain calm, cool, collected in front of a girl who crushed you.

-After the initial sting this movie has so many hidden lines that are just phenomonal. I love the honest humor of the dude from Freak and Geeks.

Don't Mess with the Zohan

-Gay

-Super Gay

-What the fuck Adam Sandler, You were so creative, go back to smoking pot. People like dumb movies, don't try to be so clever. Oh, an Israeli falls in love with a Palestinian, how wacky!! Come on, is banging older ladies supposed to make us squirm laugh? you are so far behind. Superbad had a chick rubbing period blood on some poor kids leg. that is funny and disgusting, old ladies? not so much.
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