Jay-Z Concert Review

-this is what happens when you have 1 good song on an album; empire
state of mind is already played out

-I'm guessing people probably don't know the next song, where I'm
from, nice pick jay.

- and they definitely don't like any blueprint 3. When jayz asks if he
can get into some bp3, I thinking the cheering meant no.

-jay z could have a hunchback from wearing too many chains from back
in the day. He had to switch to one small one. If you had as much
money as him, why not spring for the 50 milli necklace, maybe have
sabretooth tiger teeth hooked up around your neck, And a wooly mammoth
tusk as a pimp cane/crutch

-and kid cudi Cannot stand up straight up either. His pants too tight

-white Boys in the crowd don't do soul claps and sing things like
"ain't no love in the heart"

-like most things in life, one problem with the concert is too much
memphis bleek

-and when your concert needs to really kill autotune, you bring John
Mayer on the guitar and kenny g on the sax

-I think I just heard the cameraman yell at John to look towards him

-jayz not saying all his words, he just said resiliency like he was
daffy duck

-oh hey rihanna, care to sing us a song while you're here at the
concert?

Yeah sure just as long as it's not that bullshit run this town.

That's uh, the song actually.

Shit, all right, well how about as long as I don't have to wear pants.

It's funny you mention that, we were wondering if...

Artistic integrity

-I'm betting jayz was lying down on a bed during this three song kanye
bit with run this town, can't tell me nothing, good life- might as
well do touch the sky and get Lupe there too. But lupes never there
for touch the sky.

-I like how as soon as kanye started good life the backdrop lit up
with a huge theatre sign

-uh oh, he starting with the acapella "i, I go for mine! I got to
shine!"

-so you play a song where you say you don't have bitch problems and
they you shorty get it in, daddy go hard. No one want to hear that
jigga.

-and then top it off with beyonce singing diva- jigga, a bitch might
be one of your problems. "a diva is female version of a hustler." I
think jayz probably went off stage and got a hummer during this part.

-it's too bad that show me what you got didn't catch on and just blaze
now has to make songs like live your life and all of the above- really
waxl rihanna and tpain songs. These songs like Psa and this and roc
boys sound so nice live. Jayz has to put out another MTV unplugged soon.

-pharrell, let's do some old stuff.

Like some gangsta shit?

No like the only good song we made together.

Oh..... I'm a hustla baby! Give it to me!

-I like how jayz points at someone in the crowd, the cameraman points
to some fat white chick with a boyfriend, when really, jayzs probably
pointing to the hot dog girl- give it to me! Give that ketchup that
mustard that sweet that nasty and some kraut

-I think it's great that this sunglasses at night thing caught on so
well- rappers love it

-important things to you missing in America: historic first (and last)
time performance between swizz beatz and jay z doing his hit single,
on to the next one. Swizz beatz ....

-I've heard of a new trend of people doing songs so that other artists
never do them- I think this blueprint 3 is filled with death of....
Tracks.

Onto the next one and haters are death of a milli style tracks;

Forever young is definitely the death of 80s sample tracks

Off that is the death of fake rap techno future tracks

Empire state of mind is the death of jayz doing good songs

-I still don't understand why it says neptunes you two are
muthafucking greatest right before a timbaland song. Jayz loves
fucking with his producers, giving them shine and then dumping them
and then bringing them back like nothing happened.

-all I know is that jayz must really love the neptunes, or owe them
something, or they have something good they know about him

-Mary j blige, always good to stop by a party a little bit.

Oh hey Mary; should have figured you'd be here. We did this song in 96.

Well, I wasn't doing anything, heard that you were partying.

Does anyone even know this song?

Oh and can I play my next single? It's really wack. It's all I got.

No problem, I'll just take a nap. Do two songs.

(halfway through song one)

Jay, I'm done. This shits exhausting.

-jay z's offering to take it to overtime.

When do we get to say no?

When he stops asking.

-jayz plays his greatest hits- if they could blend these together a
little bit better

-a guy dresses up in a sailor hat and bowtie and then gets embarassed
when jayz notices him

-Memphis bleeks biggest claim is that jayz said he always smokes that
lA la la

-also that as long as jayzs alive memphis bleek is a millionaire- not
a bad deal