Random v

-driving through the worst part of town to get drugs; only problem is
what's the worst part of Annisquam

-big epic trying to get a reunion with a girl at a party/bar only to
have it be a booty call

-fat baby with a beer gut

- bacon cheeseburger

-boner locking you into a toilet: have to have different magazines to
cool you down

-deadliest snatch

-five o'clock shadow on my cock

-she's saving herself for us

-hands of balls of steel

-pullstart car

-blood weed

-dogs that act exactly like lazy people

-making a bet on how a person dies then calling it out at the funeral

-Brett Favre goes by way f Roger Clemens and plays only home games,
but stays late at practice, who's grandpa on the football field

-where do you hide a liberator?

- kicking a cat across the room and the other guy grabbing it

-dog dragging a pillow so he can be comfortable when he lies down

-cash for clunkers but with sisters

-mocking a kid crying and wailing by doing the same thing

-fat girls have to dress slutty to show off their two assets

-lobstafari

-not enough dudes hold hands.

-you can google me : fighting words

-safety is my middle name

-that's what they used to call me in high school

-he's like the Black Lebrun James

-he loooooves cheezits

-extreme movie, sex pot, sunshine cleaning, sugar, half Nelson, brick,
bothers bloom, stripper academy, special, miss march, my best friends
girl, kicking the dog, cougar club, going down under, balls out,
bottle shock, adventureland,

-nights in white satin, poets of rhythm- more mess on my thing, good
vibrations, America by yes, closer, revelry by kings of Leon

-professional wii players- wiiners

-the terminator being sent back in time to make John connor a pothead
so he doesn't start a revolution and gets lazy instead

-guy who travels to foreign countries in the summer so he doesn't have
to watch just baseball

-sportscenter cones up with little mini stories for ball games

-dr dre wants to create a new file format for music

-the wnba desk at espn must be the worst place to work : hell inside
heaven jobs

-outsourcing for Jews

-herpatits pv

-jack daniels : the matchmaker.

-rectifying my mistake- wrecktifying

-deadliest couch

-saw for fat people: food network show where food is overcooked or
thrown away

-skoal sports drink

-.zz./x. Q

-hung: grumpiest old man ever

-rap music s the only music where you can talk about metaphors and
then explain them abs you can make whole songs about how good you are
at eveything. Also. You can kill other rappers if you don't like them
or want to make more money.

-football: the only sport where the better you do the less you have to
play. Don't want to play defense any more; get an interception and the
possessions over.

-a guy on MTV got caught smoking weed because he ate it all and had
some left on his teeth and lips

-conan and Andy got to the amine studio


-there's a distance from where decapitations are allowed on tv

- why do they always throw their swords? It was working Justine
earlier. And the shield too? Don't do that.

-anti cholesterol pills commercial followed by double cheeseburger
commercial

-tv of the future not far off with all sorts of logos around it

- top of iPhone headphone spot great place to point a joint on hold;
also looks like a funny antenna