Why You Should Respect Ed O'neill

This is so cool I'm Fucking Speechless

THE TEA BAG'N EXPRESS IS COMIN' TO YOUR TOWN

So here it is; Yet another exlusive BRM discovery. As a society, I have evidence that suggest we have indeed hit rock bottom. Many have speculated on Fox News, CNBC, the Cartoon Network but none have delivered the hard evidence we have unearthed on this subject. As is customary here at BRM, we have in our hands the exclusive knowledge you need to salvage this glorious nation. We've got a Stump, Let's get a Bus, & Hit America. THE TEA BAG'N EXPRESS IS COMIN' TO YOUR TOWN. This is the kind of discovery that Constantine X could have used to save the Rome empire, right here, right now, for the sake of America. No, were not talking about marking today as the turning point when a combination of Justin Beiber hitting no 1. and this blog's obsession with Kanye West reached a shameful if not disgraceful level. Ed O'neall's life work, during his years on broadcast television and in feature films(Dutch), captured a glimpse of our impending fate but not everyone saw Saint Ed O'neall as a prophet. We of course idolize his early work on Miami Vice. This is for those youngsters out there who think society has ended up in the Toilet. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR PROVIDED YOU DONT EMULATE THESE PEOPLE IN ANY CAPACITY. DO NOT ASK WHERE I OBTAINED THE FOLLOWING CUSTOMER REVIEW for an electric HAIR CURLER from AMAZON.COM. Furthormore, do not question how long I have refrained from sharing this information since I have been busy watching a re-run of Sunday's East Bound & Down while my wife apparently loooked for a new HAIR CURLER. I warn you that this is not palatable to most people. This is a turning point in time, when the empire's glutony, shamelessness, and childless marriages eventually lead to the rise of overseas domenence through unmittigated sex, drugs, free enterprise, handicrafts and house music. All but house music and handicrafts being what made this country great. The following fringe outliers exemplify the essence of our downfall, put here as a warning to those willing to listen. If I had a shoulder fired rocket, I would send one right into these people's house before they could attempt to fein procreation. This is a turning point people, we must stop the direction this country is headed in:

"My husband and i both use curling irons daily on our hair which is
about 5 in long. Jeff is always complaning about how long it takes his
to curl his hair and that his curls don't stay in al long as he would
like. We bought the hot tools 1/2 inch and 3/4 in curling irons for
both of us. Jeff uses the 1/2 and can do his hair in about half the
time because his curling iron is hotter than his old one and he has
the most awesome head of curls that last all day. I use the 3/4 and
also save time and have curls for days. Jeff would have to recurl his
hair if we go out at night and now he curls in the morning and his
curls look great for our nights out. He is now so happy with this iron
and his pretty curls which also keeps me from listening to him
complain about his curls. Great iron for males and females" -Nancy

Hip Hop is Dead Part 2

Yes Homo.

Hip Hop is Dead Part 1

L.R.: Why did you have permanent diamonds drilled into your bottom teeth?

Kanye: I just like diamond teeth and I didn’t feel like having to take them out all the time.

The only possible downside....

kanyewest

I swear my love bracelet and gold & diamond teeth always set off the metal detector

By the way, he bought the love bracelet for himself. Let's have a toast for the douche bags.

In Kanye's words, "I'll never change, I'm too stuck in my ways."

Billy Down the Block....

Young Billy down the block asks the tough questions so you don't have to.

What kind of beer do kids like?

How do I know if a girl's toes are curling? Can I stop what I'm doing and check?

What's a bomer?

Get it while it's hot

New Kings of Leon CD

Come Around Sundown

These links get shut down real quick, so if it doesn't work sorry. plus, you have to click on the slow download, because its free 99.

Download

Review to come, so be excited.

The Gift That Keeps Coming and Coming....

What woman wouldn't want to receive a sterling silver load to sport around her neck as a birthday, anniversary, or holiday gift? Now this is a brilliant idea. I mean nothing says 'I love you' like a pearl necklace, especially a silver one. However, I'm just not sure how many men can justify spending $420 bucks on something that can be had for the price of a few drinks and some conversation.

You can purchase this thoughtful gift for your lady friend or mistress by clicking the link below. Enjoy.

http://www.leahpiepgras.com/objects/gallery/pearlnecklace/index.php

They're getting the Band back together!

Don't worry Pats fans, the prodigal son hath returned!

In news that's only fit to print here at the BRM, the Pat's have once again beat the system, trading players for draft picks, and then somehow ending up with both. I see shiny silver in their future.

And, for those who like picture puzzles.

CHEAP ASS BLUMPKIN EDIT:

For a little stolen humor, http://www.sharenator.com/Yahoo_Answers_at_their_best/

The Truth Comes Out, Bad Blood Bound

BE PREPARED FOR THE HALLOWEEN DAY SHOWDOWN!

10/31/10

VS.

All good bromances must eventually come to an end.

Is nothing sacred?

Halloween is coming up soon, and we all know that means pumpkin patches.

More specifically, much like Christmas Tree lots, kids and their parents decide that they need to make a day out of the process of a grabbing a pumpkin off the ground. In order to entice business, pumpkin sellers have had to resort to some extreme measures.

For example, have any of you seen the movie Titanic?

a dramatic re-enantment of historic events

Well, as John Mayer would say, they tore up paradise and turned it into a astro bounce for little kids.

I think that little kid down there did it....

In case you were wondering, you can exploit anything.

A few more styles

We here in America like variety.

As such, I want more than just a moustache for my ride. And you should do.

The BRM proudly presents some of our unique hairy hood ornament styles.

such as...

For a fierce full-frontal look, might we recommend...

The DutchMasters Classic?

For a little side detailing, try...

The Moon Puppy

And for those of you who prefer to keep business up front, and on top...

It's a party in the back with...

The Gentleman's Horseshoe,

shown here with optional ponytail attachment.