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Get Your Woodhead

Everyone's favorite drug dealer is selling sporting goods now.

I knew I recognized him from somewhere!

New Item at the Blumpkin Store!

Just in time for the holidays, have the one you love get what she really needs....

It's the Blumpkin Hat, perfect for your cruising the internet in total comfort!

And it comes with a French Tickler tassle, which shows that you care.

And now, for those who surf the web on their smart phones, we also have what you need!

Much like BJ's, it's plug and play!

We'll take your best offer. Sweatshops are standing by.

Top 10 Gifts for 2010

1. A Baby - Of course you could use a baby, its a great disguise for robbing a bank.

2. Needles - Every Day is Christmas to a Junkie, no need to celebrate it, but thank godddddd

3. Garbage - Give Garbage, why not, sometimes it smells delicious

4. A Hobo Party- A chance to unwind with the neighbors over a brown bag and a trash fire!

5. Trash can- Oscar the Grouch found it accommodating and its a safe place to burn anything

6. Radio Headphones- The look of the season and a huge hit at your Hobo party

7. Gift Cards- A great way to launder large sums of illegally obtained money. No, your Welcome

8. Rims- what the fuck are you going to do with a set of rims? Asshole.

9. Bus Ticket- Who on a bus isn't getting the fuck out of dodge? Hey, sometimes its your turn.

10 Trailer Hitch Balls- nothing says "your fucking welcome world" like a hitch sack

Kanye's Beautiful Dark Twisted Fanstasy Music Video

Now that Bobby Crooked is on un-employment (aka Bobby Broked), he has time to do the things that you don't. Things like, sleeping 11 hours a day or leaving various car parts strewn all over my front lawn.

I also had time to watch Kanye's 35 minute music video, Runaway, and let me tell you, it is a gem.

And because no one has the time or patients to watch this genius in action lemme break it down for you. NOTE: All of these sentences sounded so ridiculous, that I felt I needed the pictures to prove they ACTUALLY happened. Kanye, you crazy.

It starts with a giant, bird-lady-pheonix, alien that is Kanye's equivalant of E.T.

Then there's a German horn funeral with a giant effigy of Michael Jackson.

Kanye takes the Phoenix on a date to a Black Last Supper with white slaves and fried chicken

Then Kanye bangs the alien, bird lady.

Whoops, wrong one

Then the bird runsaway from earth because no one likes Kanye's music, Kanye cries, and just when everything seems completely crazy.....

Ahhhhh, all is explained.

From all of us at the BRM, I'd just like to say, Thank You, Kanye. And we shall give you your duchebag toast.

Beat me to it. Genius.

Let's Have a Toast for the...

...Birthday Boy!