Me and Miles (annisquam 1 and a half)

-Stripper throws beer bottle at me after I reject her

-driving from strip club little kid running across the street smacks onto the side of the van

-have a book called what were you smoking on the 6th day, god?

-favorite drinks: gmush light and jack daniels in a can, kegs on wheels

-invitation to rehab on the 21st bday

-throwing shoes on telephone wire in panama to symbolize the end of one lifestyle and the beginning of another

-leads to die hard parody of shooting the glass

-pearl harbor parody of the final scene in japan

-character makes pornos; his cell phone had Arabic war cry for ringtone
Yells when he answers the phone but only because he stubbed his toe
30 going in 13, sequel: 300 going in 13 the preview plays before you watch first one
Boys in the ho
18 year old virgin
The Inside woman
Ernest loses his virginity
All starring dick satchel

Taquito character in panama

Two immigrants from eastern Europe there too- work on boats

-film parody of utopia

-drunk bus: driver is wasted

-graffiti "go figure" under a Jewish lawyers sign

- story told firsthalf by guy who can't wait to get to panama, second half by guy who can't wait to leave

-in America your foreign id can't get you into bars; tons of hispanics waiting outside bars to pick up chicks

-kid named cooper they call 2 door

-lifetime movie based on the life of souljah boy

-dan foglio

-action movie title: go fly a kite

-the death of a twin father.

-after a line of very expository dialogue someone says, "that's going to be important later."

-sex scene in a really confined place, like a crate

-leathal weapon 5/die hard 5 team up film

Random Thoughts Part 3

-jerkov and mozes: tag team

-jack daniels in a can

-people sized games: connect four

-more famous combos: kanye/keanu

-perfect storm 2

-aaaahhhweehhhoooo to the ladies at marios. Play different music at the clubs or else you gonna think I'm yelling at you.

-you knew this was coming? Thunk

-blowin a gale

-someday love will find you

-love shack

-speeding up kanye's voice for sample

-closer by neyo, mission impossible metallica, you know what it is ti

-cut the bitch a break

Mgs 4

-when in doubt, use the playboy.

-just keep shooting.

-the best action movie ever made.

-a great die hard 4 parody, with bad backs, one last cigarette, a stress meter that goes down with bad news because you're getting old for this shit.

-first boss: she mostly just stood there and took it, but her pussy was dry as sand anyway.

-boss fights are like intervention.

-grrr

-"no I'm not mad at you, I just stubbed my toe when I picked up the phone."

-snake makes a lot of progress and then takes some serious breaks to talk to people, and the guards always take a break from chasing him.

-just like a ninja pirate

-muna

-stomp out battle

-he never gets th girl, he never gets his cigarette, his prune juice, liver spot cream.

-I don't like to be touched?

-I'm an anime fan. Wanna do it?

-how much will you watch?

-hope she teaches the girl how to dress

-In between missions snake passed out with a cigarette in his mouth and a bottle of jack in his lap while we watch a "mission briefing"

-bitch we the same age

-covered in liver spots, snake is just old.

-snake we saved him using bandages, you should try them.

-seriously, take a piss before finishing this level

-just holding a knife here, following you a little while now/just a friendly barrel/ who put this drum here

-number of accomplishments at the end of your life

-driving through the liquor locker to pick up booze

-bud-buddy

-at a wedding, does anyone object; a beer bottle clocks the bride in the head

-girl's fake name: berry tonic poonier

-dark superheroes

-the lottery: you have to play?

-puff nipple daddy

-you might be outta luck Cochise

--first shot: stripper teabagging passed out guy, his eyelids twitching to the beat

-catapult that throws you into the ocean

-tim Allen is chevy chase to the redneck

-putting shit under door handles

-trying to make the weekly police report

-donating a lottery ticket to the less fortunate only to find out they are drug dealers and inadvertantly set off a drug war

-douche bag championship

-lupus the werewolf

-escalating gunfire throughout, from pistols to rocket launchers

-no instant gratifcation

-swat 2: Samuel l. L l cool j y el andy in el a

-see his name is gamble because he gambles with peoples lives, or maybe because he has a gamble tattoo on his arm.

-tough guy asks for someone to throw him his wig

-the discovery channel presents sonic the hedgehog: the movie

-name for a kid: thump drawbridge

-for those who thought the 40 year old virgin was sexist, rent the prequel starring alyssa milano: the 18 year old virgin

-watching the preview for the sequel of a movie just before you watch the movie

-a superhero whose power is an unfailing emotion or quality. Honest man, mr. Reliable

-okay okayer

--cheeseburger in politics

-end of genesis

-shitty infiniti

-pseudocorny

--I just put a condom in your purse; now you don't have an excuse.

-downing a whole forty while peeing

-better than yo mama in a sauna

-a man goes to sleep for the winter and finds he's the only one left when he wakes up. His world is getting just the way he wants it and then it disappears

-prickhole

-three guys and a girl on a road trip after college

-handing out bibles to girls on the walk of shame

--i'm so nervous get me a hookers tit to chew on.