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Why wear armor when everyone else does? Gotta show off the titties
-I want to compile a list of the "in English" scenes. You know, where someone says something high tech and complicated and the other character, the average Joe, goes, "Huh? In English, please."
French north African?
Moroccan.
Man, Channing Tatum is good at pegging accents.
Or was it my robot eye that gave away my ethnicity?
Channing Tatum- bootleg mark wahlberg
The nice things about Wayans brothers in the army is that if you lose one, you can just throw in another
How many moments in a movie made you want to say the catch phrase?
Gi jooooooooeeeeeee
That's just Snake Eyes, walking on swords again. He does about 14 sword hands a day
Use the XRay on the camels!
The camels have bones in them!
-How is the sword still winning in the 21st Century?
-Why can't we all get an invisibility coat?
-lasers beat everythng: pew pew pew
I hope she doesn't get burned by the two big flames next to her
-oh no oh no oh no final bit of second action sequence
-Black man white pants
-Is the bread roll an effective weapon?
-no subtitles in the American movie! Speak English
-Black man white pants
-Is the bread roll an effective weapon?
-no subtitles in the American movie! Speak English
Sometimes when I'm lazy, I'll just hologram myself to the meeting, in the next room
-the white wayans brother
When's someones going to get Eiffel towered?
-they killed French Stewart
-let's call in the air strike right before we go into the building, make it interesting
-taking down the world one throwing star at a time
-this movie could use an old black guy instead of marlon wayans
-particle accelerator= big bong
-ninjas always use the sword first
snake eyes why you have a mouth if you don't talk?
-hold on Snake! you gotta stop them!: encouraging exposition, especially coming from the guy who hides in the van.
-selective explosive power- set the rocket launcher to stun this time.
-black people don't read so good
-what was wrong with the first room for shooting the missile? We hear a girl scream "oh, sorry to interrupt" then he has no problem in the next room interrupting an important business meeting
-a guy with a white shirt should never mess with red sauce
-bombs never have a rearm button
-human self destruct with banknotes
-and those suits worked a lot better earlier, but don't want to overuse them I guess.
-the French are pissed- foreign relations never handled appropriately
in film
could you come up with a better GI Joe movie with gi joes toys
-snake eyes, are you texting? We're in a battle here.
-learn English foo
-I'm guessing they're in Iceland, look at all the ice around Jim
-in one hour- it will be done- it better be, or else I guess I'm gonna wait a little longer.
-if you're making fake suit boobs, make em gozangas
-why the fuck do I have to ask for visual? Shouldn't we have the video camera on to begin with?
-yeah go ahead take all the data you want. I have no idea who you are, but you seem nice.
-if we survive Ill teach you everything.
We did and he did
-Asian guy: which city should we save
Beijing missile missed target
-what's your gi Joe power?
I can turn into the mummy
I can turn into Brendan Fraser.
snake eyes weighs less when upside down
-come on girl, show me what you got-
Marlin Wayans watching Internet porn on his helmet screen
-when one ninja finds and follows another: another reason I should have the
invisible coat
-they're keeping up foreign relations, destroying foreign missiles first
-the spaceship only answers and responds by talk only, and only one
language
- so that's the point of this whole movie
-ice cave of papier mâché
-duke behind you
Well can you shoot them?
Oh yeah, sure. Sorry.
-snakes eyes has finally beaten you
-turns out putting the swords together wasn't the best idea; should have kept them separate like I did the last 20 times we fought and I won
- snakes eyes that's why you dont talk
-little submarines maneuvering like fighter jets; Sure, theres a lot less resistance under water than in the sky
-nanomites only weakness- upper atmosphere; too bad they'll eat you
too when you eject
-get out of there! Seriously!
-blowing up ice makes it sink in big chunks
-nice thing about fire underwater is that it doesn't last long
-snakes eyes has finally beaten you
-turns out putting the swords together wasn't the best idea; should have kept them separate like I did the last 20 times we fought and I won
- snakes eyes that's why you dont talk
-little submarines maneuvering like fighter jets; Sure, theres a lot less resistance under water than in the sky
-nanomites only weakness- upper atmosphere; too bad they'll eat you
too when you eject
-get out of there! Seriously!
-blowing up ice makes it sink in big chunks
-nice thing about fire underwater is that it doesn't last long
you and what army?
My army- followed by secret silent armada that just crept up there while we weren't looking and wasnt on radar either
You're arrested
-cobra commander's voice changes with every new mask
-the one guy who always has the best advice but it's always unwanted or at the wrong time
nanomite facial
Can I at least get a pillow?
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