-Ben Affleck should be constantly trashed during filming and in between scenes hitting on every Spanish co-star, extra, groupie, jantiorial worker. I could see him being beligerent and calling them all J-Hoe, Ms. New Booty, Maid in your ass, butt so big when she walk it clap?
-Al Gore is the Writer, Director, Producer, Co-Star.
-Following recent Superhero trends, the movie producers try to make Captain Planet more dark and brooding, adding in some amazing special effects and metal crunching sounds. The Planet Rangers would all be serious actors while Ben Affleck gets shitfaced and acts ridiculous..until the camera starts rolling, at which time Ben kicks into character and nails the Captain Planet role with all seriousness.
-Could gas guzzling Transformers be Captain Planets ultimate enemy? Possibly kids who dont recycle? Close-minded Republicans? His ultimate quest to convert the world to Hybrids?
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Argument for Biz Markie in Annisquam
The Biz can always tell it like it is, unleashing inner truths for a wayward character. I see him as a lone light of intuition for a lost soul because of his honest truths. I know this sounds a little dramatic but i base this statement on the simple fact that I would follow Anything the Biz told me because, honestly, he's the shit. He knows things. Guaranteed.
Biz should be the constant DJ for the main hangout of the movie. i could also see him being an amazing announcer for a sailing race.
He needs to play all types of music, Blues, Reggae, Hip-Hop, Classical, Rock, Bell Biv Devoe. I think i need him to play "The Breaks" by Curtis Blow as well.
Biz should be the constant DJ for the main hangout of the movie. i could also see him being an amazing announcer for a sailing race.
He needs to play all types of music, Blues, Reggae, Hip-Hop, Classical, Rock, Bell Biv Devoe. I think i need him to play "The Breaks" by Curtis Blow as well.
Summer Movie Blowout
Ironman
-Robert Downey J is rocking a killer beard in this flick. I think badass can come from a good 'stach.
-Is it just me or do all superheroes have a thing for redheads? Iron man, spider man, aqua man, shrek, daredevil but that shouldn't count because he didnt know she was a burning bush.
-This movie and Transformers just know how to satisfy auditorily, there are so many satisfying explosions and booms. Movies appeal more to boys when things go boom. Plus i love the sound of metal crunching against metal, its like popping bubble wrap, i cant explain it, i just want more.
-Bg might be biased against main villain and his fight scene simply because no one wants to believe the dude would try to take over the earth. The dude would never hurt anyone, we all know this.
-Key example of how movies can dictate the whole flow of a movie with a good opening song. Back in Black sets the mood for action. Kind of like how Pour some Sugar on me sets the mood for strippers.
Hulk Now with more ROAR noise Action!
-First of all, way too long of an intro. They needed to learn this lesson from the first Hulk, I don't want to wait 15 minutes learning a back story with no action. If you can't describe a story through a scene then it should be rethought. i dont want a silent recap that shit is long, boring and uncreative.
-Great first Hulk out however, I really like the amount of buildup. Causing a conflicting emotion in the audience is a good way to build excitement. I dont want him to have to turn into the Hulk, but at the same time I want him to crush his enemies and external agrivators with green fists of fury.
-This movie is kind of a carbon copy of Ironman. Brilliant scientists makes an amazing discovery/invention then unleashes awesome power. The government then steals this idea then makes it evil causing the original to have to destroy it.
-Liv Tyler is just hot enough to pass in this role because otherwise she's just boring.
Saving Sarah Marshall
-On the first watch through this movie reminds me of Something about Mary/ Meet the Parents. So painfully real that it's akward, uncomfortable humor is relatable. I think every guy can relate to feeling like an ass in front of a girl who broke your heart. Only the really cool can remain calm, cool, collected in front of a girl who crushed you.
-After the initial sting this movie has so many hidden lines that are just phenomonal. I love the honest humor of the dude from Freak and Geeks.
Don't Mess with the Zohan
-Gay
-Super Gay
-What the fuck Adam Sandler, You were so creative, go back to smoking pot. People like dumb movies, don't try to be so clever. Oh, an Israeli falls in love with a Palestinian, how wacky!! Come on, is banging older ladies supposed to make us squirm laugh? you are so far behind. Superbad had a chick rubbing period blood on some poor kids leg. that is funny and disgusting, old ladies? not so much.
-Robert Downey J is rocking a killer beard in this flick. I think badass can come from a good 'stach.
-Is it just me or do all superheroes have a thing for redheads? Iron man, spider man, aqua man, shrek, daredevil but that shouldn't count because he didnt know she was a burning bush.
-This movie and Transformers just know how to satisfy auditorily, there are so many satisfying explosions and booms. Movies appeal more to boys when things go boom. Plus i love the sound of metal crunching against metal, its like popping bubble wrap, i cant explain it, i just want more.
-Bg might be biased against main villain and his fight scene simply because no one wants to believe the dude would try to take over the earth. The dude would never hurt anyone, we all know this.
-Key example of how movies can dictate the whole flow of a movie with a good opening song. Back in Black sets the mood for action. Kind of like how Pour some Sugar on me sets the mood for strippers.
Hulk Now with more ROAR noise Action!
-First of all, way too long of an intro. They needed to learn this lesson from the first Hulk, I don't want to wait 15 minutes learning a back story with no action. If you can't describe a story through a scene then it should be rethought. i dont want a silent recap that shit is long, boring and uncreative.
-Great first Hulk out however, I really like the amount of buildup. Causing a conflicting emotion in the audience is a good way to build excitement. I dont want him to have to turn into the Hulk, but at the same time I want him to crush his enemies and external agrivators with green fists of fury.
-This movie is kind of a carbon copy of Ironman. Brilliant scientists makes an amazing discovery/invention then unleashes awesome power. The government then steals this idea then makes it evil causing the original to have to destroy it.
-Liv Tyler is just hot enough to pass in this role because otherwise she's just boring.
Saving Sarah Marshall
-On the first watch through this movie reminds me of Something about Mary/ Meet the Parents. So painfully real that it's akward, uncomfortable humor is relatable. I think every guy can relate to feeling like an ass in front of a girl who broke your heart. Only the really cool can remain calm, cool, collected in front of a girl who crushed you.
-After the initial sting this movie has so many hidden lines that are just phenomonal. I love the honest humor of the dude from Freak and Geeks.
Don't Mess with the Zohan
-Gay
-Super Gay
-What the fuck Adam Sandler, You were so creative, go back to smoking pot. People like dumb movies, don't try to be so clever. Oh, an Israeli falls in love with a Palestinian, how wacky!! Come on, is banging older ladies supposed to make us squirm laugh? you are so far behind. Superbad had a chick rubbing period blood on some poor kids leg. that is funny and disgusting, old ladies? not so much.
20 Things to know before age 20
20. All of the words to at least one Notorious B.I.G song. At the VERY least one complete verse.
18. How to roll a blunt. Pretty much goes with the B.I.G
16. How to funnel a beer.*
*without spilling less than a 1/4
14. Enough words in another language to pick up a girl. The ability to order a drink is bonus points.
12.How to drive shift. Easy one, James Bond does it.
10. How to get hard when drunk. Jack Daniels should be your friend, not your enem.
8. How to boot and rally. This comes before learning when its time to just call it a night.
6. One fancy bottle of wine/champagne to order when trying to impress. If you pernounce the t at the end of merlot then you're failing.
4. How to make an ex-girlfriend jealous. Indifference can be key, and if all else fails a best friend can be a last resort.
2. How to look cool when putting on a rubber. It seems impossible, but better that than herpasyphilitis.
18. How to roll a blunt. Pretty much goes with the B.I.G
16. How to funnel a beer.*
*without spilling less than a 1/4
14. Enough words in another language to pick up a girl. The ability to order a drink is bonus points.
12.How to drive shift. Easy one, James Bond does it.
10. How to get hard when drunk. Jack Daniels should be your friend, not your enem.
8. How to boot and rally. This comes before learning when its time to just call it a night.
6. One fancy bottle of wine/champagne to order when trying to impress. If you pernounce the t at the end of merlot then you're failing.
4. How to make an ex-girlfriend jealous. Indifference can be key, and if all else fails a best friend can be a last resort.
2. How to look cool when putting on a rubber. It seems impossible, but better that than herpasyphilitis.
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