This kid is just too funny

I'm sure you've seen this video, but I can't help giggling each time I watch Lil Bacon. His genuine frustration with his swapped mom as she throws out his junk food is so G-D hilarious.

It's too bad the TV show had to ruin it by adding in dark ominous tones, tainting the delicious raw humor. I listen to a podcast called TBTL with Luke Burbank, and they drop this audio all the time. Wouldn't you?

N.B. If my baby sister was a pudgy little southern boy, this is how she would respond to the horrible injustice that is bacon being taken away from her. In fact, I'm sure she does behave similarly to this kid. My sister loves bacon.

Is it awesome?

At what can only be described as a truck stop in Central Pennsylvania, I thought I ordered Curly Fries but something much more spectacular arrived in a greasy red stripped cup. Behold, the Curly Dog. Just like a french fry but made with hot dog instead of Potato.

I wish they threw milk

Teenage hearthrob, Justin Beiber has been making money hand over fist over the past year. Little girls love his perfect teeth, Moms love his wholesome persona and even some grown men love his windswept Lego hair, but it's his sweet, almost angelic, voice that really makes this Jew from Jersey go Batshit over Beiber. His "honeypipes" make me weep little Beiber tears.

It is with great sadness that I post this video of a crazy fan launching a water bottle right at my sweet Beiber's perfect face. Next time I hope that the "hater" throws milk instead of water - I frequently imagine him drenched in milk anyway, so this will give me and the rest of the Bonafide Beiber Bunnies a real visual to use whenever we need.



Please note that if you cannot sense the sarcasim in this post, you're missing something - that lil Canadian can suck it. Beiber Blows!!!

Stay off the skis bud

First off if you ski or snowboard back in '92 chances are you saw people like this champ hip swivel it up or even in '09 if your so lucky. Even if someone hasn't been skiing their whole life there is no reason for you to eat shit as hard as this chode. Oh ya next time move the pickup before take-off...



I am not really sure what this guy was pulling in the air, maybe a sweet and classic spread-eagle but looks like a load of horseshit falling from the sky.

So I know I am not a rocket scientist but honestly a tow rope is easier to use than a chairlift, well for at least most people who ski/ride and when you fall like getting towed by a boat you let go right? Right. Well this special individual thought it would be more beneficial if he got ten pounds of snow in his crotch before he got to the top, thanks for making me laugh and others too.



Maybe I'd hold on if the slope was 35º or greater but this is completely bullshit kid you suck pick up juggling on a flat surface in a warm climate. Cheers

One time only...

I think we maybe covered this before, and I probably swore to never do it again, but I have to say...

...this is pretty damn creative.

Robin Williams is Coming to Town!

Congratulations on one-upping Megamillions!

In Case You Weren't Watching Jersey Shore Last Night

Kanye's new music video for his song, "Power", and when he said it's a painting, not a video, he wasn't lying.

DUTCH EDIT:

Here's the dirty nasty not-safe-for-work uncensored version of the track.

Kanye West POWER by Marco Brambilla (Director's Cut) from ARTJAIL on Vimeo.