Me and Miles (annisquam 1 and a half)

-Stripper throws beer bottle at me after I reject her

-driving from strip club little kid running across the street smacks onto the side of the van

-have a book called what were you smoking on the 6th day, god?

-favorite drinks: gmush light and jack daniels in a can, kegs on wheels

-invitation to rehab on the 21st bday

-throwing shoes on telephone wire in panama to symbolize the end of one lifestyle and the beginning of another

-leads to die hard parody of shooting the glass

-pearl harbor parody of the final scene in japan

-character makes pornos; his cell phone had Arabic war cry for ringtone
Yells when he answers the phone but only because he stubbed his toe
30 going in 13, sequel: 300 going in 13 the preview plays before you watch first one
Boys in the ho
18 year old virgin
The Inside woman
Ernest loses his virginity
All starring dick satchel

Taquito character in panama

Two immigrants from eastern Europe there too- work on boats

-film parody of utopia

-drunk bus: driver is wasted

-graffiti "go figure" under a Jewish lawyers sign

- story told firsthalf by guy who can't wait to get to panama, second half by guy who can't wait to leave

-in America your foreign id can't get you into bars; tons of hispanics waiting outside bars to pick up chicks

-kid named cooper they call 2 door

-lifetime movie based on the life of souljah boy

-dan foglio

-action movie title: go fly a kite

-the death of a twin father.

-after a line of very expository dialogue someone says, "that's going to be important later."

-sex scene in a really confined place, like a crate

-leathal weapon 5/die hard 5 team up film