Is nothing sacred?

Halloween is coming up soon, and we all know that means pumpkin patches.

More specifically, much like Christmas Tree lots, kids and their parents decide that they need to make a day out of the process of a grabbing a pumpkin off the ground. In order to entice business, pumpkin sellers have had to resort to some extreme measures.

For example, have any of you seen the movie Titanic?

a dramatic re-enantment of historic events

Well, as John Mayer would say, they tore up paradise and turned it into a astro bounce for little kids.

I think that little kid down there did it....

In case you were wondering, you can exploit anything.