THE TEA BAG'N EXPRESS IS COMIN' TO YOUR TOWN

So here it is; Yet another exlusive BRM discovery. As a society, I have evidence that suggest we have indeed hit rock bottom. Many have speculated on Fox News, CNBC, the Cartoon Network but none have delivered the hard evidence we have unearthed on this subject. As is customary here at BRM, we have in our hands the exclusive knowledge you need to salvage this glorious nation. We've got a Stump, Let's get a Bus, & Hit America. THE TEA BAG'N EXPRESS IS COMIN' TO YOUR TOWN. This is the kind of discovery that Constantine X could have used to save the Rome empire, right here, right now, for the sake of America. No, were not talking about marking today as the turning point when a combination of Justin Beiber hitting no 1. and this blog's obsession with Kanye West reached a shameful if not disgraceful level. Ed O'neall's life work, during his years on broadcast television and in feature films(Dutch), captured a glimpse of our impending fate but not everyone saw Saint Ed O'neall as a prophet. We of course idolize his early work on Miami Vice. This is for those youngsters out there who think society has ended up in the Toilet. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR PROVIDED YOU DONT EMULATE THESE PEOPLE IN ANY CAPACITY. DO NOT ASK WHERE I OBTAINED THE FOLLOWING CUSTOMER REVIEW for an electric HAIR CURLER from AMAZON.COM. Furthormore, do not question how long I have refrained from sharing this information since I have been busy watching a re-run of Sunday's East Bound & Down while my wife apparently loooked for a new HAIR CURLER. I warn you that this is not palatable to most people. This is a turning point in time, when the empire's glutony, shamelessness, and childless marriages eventually lead to the rise of overseas domenence through unmittigated sex, drugs, free enterprise, handicrafts and house music. All but house music and handicrafts being what made this country great. The following fringe outliers exemplify the essence of our downfall, put here as a warning to those willing to listen. If I had a shoulder fired rocket, I would send one right into these people's house before they could attempt to fein procreation. This is a turning point people, we must stop the direction this country is headed in:

"My husband and i both use curling irons daily on our hair which is
about 5 in long. Jeff is always complaning about how long it takes his
to curl his hair and that his curls don't stay in al long as he would
like. We bought the hot tools 1/2 inch and 3/4 in curling irons for
both of us. Jeff uses the 1/2 and can do his hair in about half the
time because his curling iron is hotter than his old one and he has
the most awesome head of curls that last all day. I use the 3/4 and
also save time and have curls for days. Jeff would have to recurl his
hair if we go out at night and now he curls in the morning and his
curls look great for our nights out. He is now so happy with this iron
and his pretty curls which also keeps me from listening to him
complain about his curls. Great iron for males and females" -Nancy