I know in our busy days we can get caught up spending hours with blumpkin reading material, but the surgeon general Dr. Warning has informed us that prolonged toilet time can be hazardous to your health.
from the article at:
http://www.esquire.com/features/answer-fella/toilet-reading-1209?src=rss
"Well, you shouldn't be reading on the toilet. Bowel movements should be quick. I know people like to read in the bathroom, and what I would recommend is once they are done with the movement — if they insist on wanting to stay and read — they should wipe, flush, put the toilet-seat cover down, and sit on that. It's almost like sitting on a chair."
Does anyone else feel like this is propaganda? Don't let this pinko clap trap nonsense keep you from enjoying blumpkinreadingmaterial.com as much as you want. This website does not give you hemorrhoids, and even if it did, we can help you get rid of them.
And realize that getting a blumpkin with the toilet seat cover down is much more dangerous.
Don't be a mainstream suckling monkey.
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