You know it's never good when your best possession the whole game was the kickoff.
Might as well try for a trick play on fourth down- fake pass, real punt.
Next big innovation at Domino's: drive-by highway pizza delivery
Why are all the badasses so cool under pressure?
They got ice water running through their veins.
Now you can too!
Make my hot dog doggystyle
Worried about your figure? Looking for a smaller beer?
Try a Red Stripe.
The Accidental Blowjob
Yeah, I know someone who has a Honda, but I sure as hell don't have one.
Legitimate Businesses:
Taxicab Confections
Need to ice your hands after a hard day of work?
Have a beer!
Did she love you long time?
No, just long enough.
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