Below is a list of reasons why you should cherish your time in college.
Life will never be 65% hot female again.
Your days consist of classes, and on a hard day that is maybe 2 hours of class.
When you go to lunch, you will never be able to stroll down to the pool and eat your lunch while women sunbathe.
Women self prescribe themselves ruphees and wine spritzers.
I am sure the rest of the boys can fill in the gap.
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUR TIME!!!
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You will never again have an opportunity to turn your room into a velvet lounge
A bad day consists of a low balance on your R Card
A long commute consists of walking across campus.
Walking from beans to css is no day at the park...
Despite some misconception, having admitted to attending 7 schools, this was not one of them. However, I may have spent more campus time there than anywhere else so I can't say enough about this statement. Relish it. Then Relish it again. And after that do it one more time...
I love how borno types like he talks, including words like whelp.
I can hear him saying it all the way from Barcelona as he prepares to saddle up with a black chick/man.
Borno must have been wasted when he wrote this, what the hell are you talking about???
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