Comedic Service Bulletin

To whom it may concern:

There is a new-ish craze hitting the internet called Chat Roulette. If you haven't seen it, it's basically a site where you can video chat with millions of people around the world one at a time. When you sign in, you're paired with a random person and if you don't like them you click next and get a new partner. This enables you to talk to 100 people in 5 minutes or 1 person for 2 hours. Warning, like everything else on the internet that is open to the public, there are tons of perverts...who will have their dicks out.

See? Everyone's doing it, even the old guy from Family Guy.

I first experienced the phenomenon that is Chat Roulette at a party where the host had it on in the background, which was perfect because it requires no attention, people will come and go if they don't like what they see, so you can just leave it open. Eventually, people got drunk and started mooning, flashing or just relentlessly ridiculing anyone who was brave enough to stay. By the time I left, the Host had spent an hour brushing a stuffed bobcat's teeth while dancing to De La Sol in front of the camera for complete strangers, and people were loving it! It's kind of like being able to invite complete weirdos to a party, but without the danger of them murdering you in your sleep or defiling your mailbox. This can provide for some interesting matchups.

The best part is that for every weird old guy balls, there is a comedic genius.

This guy has been making the rounds on the internet, and apparently just got signed to a record deal after Ben Folds Five gave him a shout out during one of their concerts. They signed onto the site live during a concert and mimicked his improv giving a free show to the users of Chat Roulette.

Log on, check it out, especially when drunk, the results can be hilarious. But, again, watch out for the old guy balls, they can be wicked sneaky. Sometimes they'll have something cute, like a puppy, on the screen. Then before you can say, "Awww a puppy" BAMM! Some wrinkly guy is smashing off.