In an inspired geographical move, the City of Cleveland has decided to pack its bags and move to Miami, Florida.
While somewhat surprising, experts are predicting that the move will help provide Cleveland with warmer winters and cocaine, possibly raising the spirits of the ailing city.
With the Jersey Shore also relocating to South Beach, the fourth corner of the US has become a hot-spot destination for tourists, sports fans, and Cuban refugees alike.
No word yet on who will take Cleveland's prime real estate south of the Great Lakes, but with the prevailing winds, Canada seems like a safe bet.
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