At the BRM we have been able to agree on certain credos in the past; In late 2009 it was decided that no one at BRM wants to see or promote Lady Gaga. Later that year we broke the exclusive inside story that Tiger woods was in fact no different than your common man and that Rocky 4 was indeed the "official" shark jump for the series. After some debate, these and other important matters have been resolved and an official stance taken. This is probably why the BRM has been gaining traction against the nationally syndicated news channels, our ratings are up month after month and we are continuesly honored for delivering ironclad news information and solutions to life's difficult and long standing questions. With that, I would like to make the motion that the BRM adobt a strict "Kobe Bryant is a fuck" policy. Furthermore, Kobe Bryant is officially unwelcome at all of our parties and social functions and we will collectivly promote through fundraising and lobying efforts the fact he is really really not cool. Plus, I don't want him getting inappropriate with anyone connected with the blog so there are corollary benefits as well. Let's hear it everyone, "Kobe Bryant is a Fuck."
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