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Okay, a Denny's gift card might be the worst gift a person could get, especially for an anniversary?! But it was the one at the bottom that really got my attention.
Thank you? What, for showing me where Las Vegas is? I think what Denny's is trying to say here is, the next time you see a Brotha, just tell him "Thank you" and he'll know.
And if you could throw him a few bucks for a Grand Slam, that would go a long way too.
Have you thanked a minority properly today?
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I'm gonna go ahead and disagree. The worst gift one could get was given to me by Bobby Crooked quite a few years ago. What was that gift you ask? A piece of a bed post.What the hell was I gonna do with that? I would have been psyched to get a Denny's gift card.I hate to ruin the surprise but Bobby Crooked you're getting a Denny's gift this year for your birthday. It will be bittersweet. You'll be trying to enjoy your pancakes but that picture of Nevada will be taunting you the entire time. Laughing at you because it beat your ass in a dance off.
I'm gonna go ahead and go one step further here. This guy with whom Mass $$$, bobby Crooked and I know once went around his house and wrapped up things belonging to his sister and mother and gave them back to them for christmas. The gift was that he returned them instead of stealing them. In subsequent years, he individually wrapped up an entire set of wooden building blocks and gave them to his family. Giving back what you could have stolen-The shittiest gift of all.
Perfect way to ruin Christmas- rewrap your sister's opened gifts while she isn't looking.
Also, as a side note, so you buy your sweetie a gift card for your anniversary, and then is she going to celebrate it by eating by herself?
Or is she going to pay for the meal that the two of you are eating together, with a gift card that you bought?
Actually Bobby Crooked cited that particular person's gift giving prowess as his inspiration.
She isn't paying for the meal if she uses the gift card because he paid for the card. So there def shouldn't be any hesitation about going with her and savoring the nastiness that is the grandslam. Eat up Dutchmasters, it's on you anyway.
There is one flaw in the discussion over eating at Denny's with your sister on the gift card you gave her. It is an impossibility. No one eats at Denny's before Midnight or after 4:30 in the morning. If your sister is eating at Denny's it means she is a party slob and you are likely not hanging out with her.
Does anyone else see the beauty in this? I think that means that a Denny's gift card is an amazing gift. You have to shell out 10 dollars, but you get to enjoy a delicious Denny's meal along with satisfying a birthday/anniversary/pity sex present requirement. And as MegaMillions pointed out, that will most likely be at the ass-crack of the morning after a long night of tequila drinking. Which as we all know, is the best time to enjoy a delicious moons over my hammy.
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