Things I like
-When someone shows up to class twice as stoned as you are and you are no longer the most fucked up kid in the room. especially when the teacher calls on them a lot and they always answer '.......wait, what was the question?'
-They way a girl says 'mhm' when you tell her she's about to get a shot in the mouth.
-when a girl leaves promptly in the morning after spending the night and you get like 2 more hours of sleep in an empty bed.
-being drunk enough that you don't mind walking home because there is always some sort of miscieviousness to get into.
-Wearing a button down shirt on a night you get black out then finding stuff in the breast pocket the next morning like cash or a girls #
-Directly contradicting extremely stupid people
-Directly contradicting extremely religious people
-Directly contradicting extremely political people
-Marathons on tv where they play sequels back to back
Things I don't like
-Anerobic Exercise or maybe Aerobic i cant remember which, the one that involves running
-Girls with chapped lips
-Girls who think they are hot because they are the only reasonable piece of ass at a party.
-Hanging out with, or even seeing, a drunken mistake when you're sober and having flashbacks that you had hoped were buried deep in your blackout subconcious
-Complicated bras and outfits, it honestly makes me avoid girls with too many buttons.
-When sober people disregard what you're saying because they think you're rambling drunk. I give great advice wasted.
-Drunk people who don't want you to drive because they think you're as drunk as they are.
-Patrick Swayze
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