-Building a robot with a personality to do all your work so you can sit around all day only the robot ends up following your example and becomes extremely lazy and starts smoking weed all day. Ends up moving out and becoming a drug dealer.
-Watching a drug bust out my window, smoking bowls. Honestly, what were these guys thinking driving a sketchy white van with no windows in the back while mexican. Guess they can change the name of the restaurant to the 'harboring house'. that van just screams illegal immigrant.
-Chinese food restaurant that advertises it's other companies through subliminal fortune cookies, 'new rugs are in your future', 'window cleaning sale benefits you today', or even just straight up ransom. ' bring 50 dollars to back alley for antidote to kung pow chicken'
-Getting at some of that rich old oil tycoon money by remarrying the chicks who just married them for their money.
-pills for restless leg syndrome, side effects may include drowziness, unexplained nausea, diarrea, increased sexual and gambling urges. and thats a cure?
-network execs moved too quick turning the geico cavemen into a show. i'd rather see a show about real vicious cavemen that run around our society unchecked and roam in packs attacking at random stealing babies and eating puppies, but at the same time live in our system and but car insurance.
-calling someone and whispering '7 days' and then stealing their remote and turning their tv on and off so they think the little girl from the ring is after them.
-hooking up with the girl who works at staples by telling her you'll push her easy button.
-trying to date a girl who's big into coke but only snorting sweet n low. sugar highs and lows end up making you just as jittery so the girl ends up thinking your hardcore,
-dating a girl who actually has an aunt named flo who is always showing up and being a cock blocking lesbian bitch.
-'to the tune of kanye's champion' Do you realize? that you're socks are made by champion?
-guy bungee jumping with a tortilla chip just like in the tostitos ad, but when he gets all the way to the bottom the chip breaks off in the salsa.
-Copying the scene in the departed where Frenchy? and another guy are talking about how anyone who's not paying attention to them must be a cop only instead every girl who doesnt pay attention must be a lesbian.
-what if you could learn a text book by smoking the pages?
-DJ Vito, italian mc at the harbor house (real person)
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