Showing posts with label swine flu epidemic has reached its zenith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label swine flu epidemic has reached its zenith. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
An Interview w/ DJ Scratch Ticket
MC: Yo Scratch man, seems like you been upset recently, care to let the folks out there know what's going on?
DJ ST: Absolutely... I be real upset with this whole pig aids thing.. I mean why these people been gettin wid da pigs? Like ma Boy jewl say in Pulp fiction, it be a filth animal so why you wanna get wid dat? lyin in da mud all day eatin garbage, that is just nasty.
MC: Ummmmm I'm not sure that's how it works scratch... i think it is passed like the reagular flu.
DJ ST: Oh now you trippin on me?!? tryin to tell me some %$@#? let me tell u sumtin, I be in da no. I heard all dis pig kissin stuff goin on and i no dis to be how it start. like you no anyting to be takin to me!
MC: Take it easy there scratch... let's not say things we will later regret.
DJ ST: Look Mista brown shoes are so special.... I have a hole clik a folk that be on board wid dis an i tryin to get them talkin. Go drown your ass in a reef and let a dingo eat you baby....ain't nobody want no Bitch ass who cant keep his bitch ass lips closed.
MC: And on that note we will end the interview here......
Tune in next week when we discuss current events.
end transcript.
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