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-Kevorkian church- new members every sunday

-Driving across country to jump off the golden gate bridge and picking up hitchhikers all along the way writing multiple suicide notes depending on your fate

-Gunshots for a ringtone- arabic war cries

-How to be a better brother- book by vanilla ice

-Putting smaller ice cubes within the ice tray slots to make the water freeze faster

-Dressing up like a pilot to get through airports faster

-Newspaper- the daily weekly

-V day is extra special for people who got their cherries popped as a valentine

-Die hard with your v card

-Bars using funnels to finish drinks after last call

-True sign of bachelorhood: urinal in your bathroom at home

-Mc Hammer's next song - "whatever you Kids are down with, count me in too"

-Ghetto by fabulous is so good because of the woman singing ghetto. Its like

-Book title/ what are we smoking today god

-Shooting splatties on fatties

-Fuck of a bitch!

-Best of all time ever

-Ernest loses his virginity

-Throwback headphones

-Shaq oneal of county cork ireland

-Looking to like someone

-Huzzah

-Bangin season

-Movie preview: character says what then they show the title then he says when and they show the date

-Listen with your eyes

-Six degrees remix- original samples and new samples must share a word in the credits of each

-BJ: tastes best in your mouth

-No matter who you root for in sports, the bandwagon team will always be your opponent at college.

-Buddy cops vs. Buddy villains
Hugh jackman/gene hackman vs. Keith David/David keith

-Homeless man with air mattress

-Spider bites radioactive man and gets the power of speech and free will.

-There's nothing lamer than having a holster for anything other than a gun- ticket puncher on a train, mace, etc.

-pet books

-Eliasmallette.com

-Brockholiday.com

-Whiskey flavored binaca

-Gmush light

-21st birthday present: invite to rehab