8% My Ass

"And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks."

Clearly this is a much bigger phenomenon than previously anticipated. One of the aflicted told me about this website and I'm proud to share.

MAKE IT RAIN BABY!!!!!

X's, lemons and Nun's

The following post is rated pg-13 due to some adult content. viewer discretion is advised.

Hello there folks, just wanted to post two quick stories that we believe fall under the old saying when life gives you lemons...... post naked pictures of your ex online.

We start this story a couple weeks back with the story of a man whose girlfriend left him to become a nun. A very tough break...

So our hero, became a pansy and set up a vigil to try to get her back. The finer details of the story are located here. (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2996472.html?menu=news.quirkies.rockyrelationships)

After this plan failed him, he moved onto the next most logical choice. Posting naked pictures of her online. We here at the Blumpkin reading material would like to commend this action! There is no better revenge than this.

Details are here: (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3403767.html?menu=news.quirkies.rockyrelationships)

DJ SC: "Those look more like cantaloupe's than lemons!"

Thanks Scratch.............