Okay, so some of you may remember a few months back when I saw an old acquaintance show up in the trailer for "The Kids are All Right". I guess she's in the movie, too, but I haven't seen it yet, so I don't want to jump to any conclusions....
Well anyway, we can all now say that we used to summer with someone famous. She's played a lesbian on "Mad Men", a rich teen in "Parenthood", and is featured in upcoming movies. She even has an IMDB page and everything!
It's hard to believe that this girl and I once shared the stage in the Annisquam Village Player's production of "Guys and Dolls"...Oh, if only I'd kept a photo as proof! And now we can say we knew her when, and it'll be a legit story. Not like when my mom sold sheets to James Franco. Or when Bobby Crooked met some baseball player jet-skiing at Wingaersheek. Or when my dog was butt-sniffed by a dog belonging to Mark Pitta (he's a famous comedian. Duh.).
So go see our old famous friend. She even has a classy B&W headshot. Like the ones that Dutchmasters had made when he wanted to be a famous actor.
