- Memoirs of an Unsuccessful super-villain, "Anarchy is much more difficult to inspire than Apathy"
Bad Tattoos
-Getting a barber pole tattooed on your cock
-Tattoo of a cat walking away on your stomach, belly button is the cat's..
-Tricked out smart car with huge tires and rims.
-Describing the first time you slept with a girl as "planting the flag"
-Starting a work day with a lunch hour
-Handing out #s to girls on the walk of shame.
