Why I left the Industry

As many of you know, I used to be a porn star. It was quite an enjoyable career while it lasted, but it's not as glamorous you think. Banging hot chicks for money is a lot of work - sometimes there were even dude fluffers - NOT COOL, but you get used to it. Often the women stars would take shits prior to filming and not clean up so good if you know what I mean (pre HD only).

But for me, the real reason that I had to leave the biz, is because Larry, the camera man would constantly tickle my ass with his hair - FU Larry!!! FU Larry!!!

JJ