really the list could end after that but i might as well go on
Pirates are drunk all the time
boats.
Pirates' complexion is much better because they are out swabbing decks while ninjas are only out at night covered in robes
who wears robes anyways, fancy word for dress if you ask me
Pirates get to keelhaul people
also pirates get to say the word keelhaul, say it out loud now, its fun
while ninjas are meditating and studying and shit pirates are getting drunk and rapin bitches
Take Your pick:
ninja robes leave to much to the imagination, pirates are always scantily clad
do i really have to say how cool pet monkeys and parrots are
if you get beaten as a ninja you take your own life, that shits weak, as a pirate you either get a wooden leg or an eyepatch, badass
ninjas have to be silent they have never had the joys of saying yarrrrg
also ninjas cant fart whenever they want to
cool hats
mermaids
(yeah I know i could have gotten a real picture but we all know ariel is smoking)
(and no I couldnt have gotten a real picture because mermaids arent real fuckhead)
im not sure on this one but i think ninjas are celibate so they dont have any distractions
like titties, which are great
who wants to use throwing stars when you can fire a huge ass cannon
huge ass cannons
the only ninja that was ever cool is chris farley and he died, so you guys are screwed
(no picture of the late great out of respect)
rumor has it an australian ninja stole the amazing term "matey" from pirates then dropped the "y" so that now anytime an australian talks about his guy friends it sounds like theyre butt-sex-buddies
that creepy guy from kill bill with he foot long eyebrows
he just creeps me out
the movie hook, although pirates are portrayed as pussies for gettin there asses kicked by 8 year olds with bamboo paintball guns, its a badass movie and smee is the man
this dog, simply because if you google pirate it comes up
