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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Iron Man 2 Review

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Iron Man 2 was terrible. Horrendous. Atrocious. I can't describe my level of disappointment.....and it made 128 million dollars. The good news is I've learned a valuable lesson.

There are no more good movies that end with 2... or 3... or any number by itself.

Long gone are the days when some of the best movies were sequels. Rocky, Die Hard, Fletch and Beverly Hills Cop all spawned movies just as entertaining as the original. Content has taken such a backseat to special effects that we fool ourselves into thinking movies are better than they are. Effects cannot carry a sequel. I guarantee that Avatar 2 will be lame.

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After suffering through this latest blockbuster cop-out, I'm ready to write of any sequel that is too lazy to at least come up with a sub-title. Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3: Turtles in Time- these weren't great movies but they let you know what to expect. This at least gives unknowing fans a preview of what's to come. For example, if they'd called this movie Iron Man 2: Tony Stark's Mid-Life Crisis, I'd have had the better sense to avoid the movie. I would have just waited for Iron Man 3: Shit Blows Up.

First thing that comes up when you google Iron Man is stupid

So I ask you all to skip Iron Man 2. Save your money for more important things, like booze. And for those of you who've already seen it, I suggest you forget your frustration and focus on more important things, like booze.

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