1. A Baby - Of course you could use a baby, its a great disguise for robbing a bank.
2. Needles - Every Day is Christmas to a Junkie, no need to celebrate it, but thank godddddd
3. Garbage - Give Garbage, why not, sometimes it smells delicious
4. A Hobo Party- A chance to unwind with the neighbors over a brown bag and a trash fire!
5. Trash can- Oscar the Grouch found it accommodating and its a safe place to burn anything
6. Radio Headphones- The look of the season and a huge hit at your Hobo party
7. Gift Cards- A great way to launder large sums of illegally obtained money. No, your Welcome
8. Rims- what the fuck are you going to do with a set of rims? Asshole.
9. Bus Ticket- Who on a bus isn't getting the fuck out of dodge? Hey, sometimes its your turn.
10 Trailer Hitch Balls- nothing says "your fucking welcome world" like a hitch sack
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