-Slowly build flashbacks to final one showing how the blumpkins were formed
-Like scene from Spartacus, gets everyone fired - blumpkin tattoo in olde english on back that Lucy drew on Rob's back because he passed out on her
-in flashback, Cuphands sells fireworks to the guys
-stealing booze from the yacht club but cutting holes underneath the bottles so they drop down, leads to high-speed boat kayak chase
-4th of july party with only drugs, sam gets tied to raft and sent out to sea
-Sam has a loyal houseboat dog who does everything
-Dale Stussy buys the yacht club and changes from sailing to powerboating/extreme watersports
-Pirates of the Caribbean prequel, end of the world comedy, flashback extrtavaganza
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Random Quatro
-Going to jail, all the cell doors unlock at once
-sex rogaine
-guy jumps off overpass onto bus to escape, but the overpass is too
low and he smacks into it and falls on the street.
-action movies with lame titles:
The whetting of the whistle
-bang bill : two part quentin Tarantino porno
-father to son: are you retarded?
-home alone 5: the 40 year old virgin
-trip to Europe: sex district, don't go in the club where the bouncer
has a cold sore, eating, just coming out of the back with one or the
girls
-do go to the place where it looks a pizza place/bar but all the
customers are hot babes in lingerie
-You don't have to be a phenomenon you just have to be necessary
-mario party mini games on the wii: shaking up the soda cans
-documentary about the future
-new video game: halo hero
-sports played on different surfaces: Bball on a globe, baseball
checkerboard
-knees to nipples
-chuck Norris in a rugged family drama: having to change lightbulbs,
taking a shower and finding out there is no soap, having to figure out
what to delete on the dvr
-athletes who play better in HD
-the perfect world- rotating shotgun, no need to call 5's,
-right the goddamn now
-ifocus
-shaved Harrison
-the Blue lagoon 3: two girls
-king castle
-hannah laberteaux
-warranted guilt
-girls who wear their names on their necklaces are usually sluts:
they're making it easier to remember their name
-advising residents: professional RA's
-girls using cough spray to numb mouths to drink more
-mistaking gold bond for cocaine
-bringing a couple rubbers to a girl's place and then seeing that she
already has a shitload
-street Jesus- eye for an eye motherfucka
-if you miss a pretend buzzer beater, just call halftime
-the drunken juror
- taking my steady out tonight
- the ex of an ex-x games athlete
-what can we take from this?
-gotta get some sort of reference to thug love by bone thugs, 2pac in
there-maybe how the cops getting ready
-someone on a plane leaving Boston singing love that dirty water,
annoying the hell out of everyone else
-I had a dream I was taking a nap
-fart fatale
-average revolutionary
-dutch the Finn
-talking to each other in your sleep
-Ima make that girl do whatever she wants.
-paper trail
-try jail, rehab as places to just hang out for a year
-bully of the elderly home, running it like a mafia casino
-bluefish tornament to get a new boat
- everytime I gotta go she's finally getting the button undone
-sidekick much younger, a pupil
-boat to sail around the world
-parents taking to the extreme; ignoring kid til he breaks up wth
girfriend
-surfing oil tanker's waves
-girl surrendering at first glimpse of daylight to hook up
-getting pussy points: dinner movie massage
-waking up from hearing yourself talk in your sleep
-spitting into the wind. And getting hit by it
-I haven't banged nearly enough girls to deserve an STD, I just banged all of the wrong ones
-some cry after, some need the promise of a bacon cheeseburger
before: damn, he's eating a burger for breakfast, what's for dinner?
-scooter gang
-shovel back, rake wrist
-the manager wants you to leave
I want to talk to the manager
The managers not here right now.
-he's a good kid, he's from Cincinnati
-go fuck yourself and call it a family
-girls putting on the short shorts and begging for dollars
-meeting friends by communal booze collection
-diving into water with a knife in your teeth
-a character who is one step away from becoming a supervillain
- pirates prequel
- witnessing a crazy event- "take a picture bob"
- guy who always stops on the Disney channel
-sex rogaine
-guy jumps off overpass onto bus to escape, but the overpass is too
low and he smacks into it and falls on the street.
-action movies with lame titles:
The whetting of the whistle
-bang bill : two part quentin Tarantino porno
-father to son: are you retarded?
-home alone 5: the 40 year old virgin
-trip to Europe: sex district, don't go in the club where the bouncer
has a cold sore, eating, just coming out of the back with one or the
girls
-do go to the place where it looks a pizza place/bar but all the
customers are hot babes in lingerie
-You don't have to be a phenomenon you just have to be necessary
-mario party mini games on the wii: shaking up the soda cans
-documentary about the future
-new video game: halo hero
-sports played on different surfaces: Bball on a globe, baseball
checkerboard
-knees to nipples
-chuck Norris in a rugged family drama: having to change lightbulbs,
taking a shower and finding out there is no soap, having to figure out
what to delete on the dvr
-athletes who play better in HD
-the perfect world- rotating shotgun, no need to call 5's,
-right the goddamn now
-ifocus
-shaved Harrison
-the Blue lagoon 3: two girls
-king castle
-hannah laberteaux
-warranted guilt
-girls who wear their names on their necklaces are usually sluts:
they're making it easier to remember their name
-advising residents: professional RA's
-girls using cough spray to numb mouths to drink more
-mistaking gold bond for cocaine
-bringing a couple rubbers to a girl's place and then seeing that she
already has a shitload
-street Jesus- eye for an eye motherfucka
-if you miss a pretend buzzer beater, just call halftime
-the drunken juror
- taking my steady out tonight
- the ex of an ex-x games athlete
-what can we take from this?
-gotta get some sort of reference to thug love by bone thugs, 2pac in
there-maybe how the cops getting ready
-someone on a plane leaving Boston singing love that dirty water,
annoying the hell out of everyone else
-I had a dream I was taking a nap
-fart fatale
-average revolutionary
-dutch the Finn
-talking to each other in your sleep
-Ima make that girl do whatever she wants.
-paper trail
-try jail, rehab as places to just hang out for a year
-bully of the elderly home, running it like a mafia casino
-bluefish tornament to get a new boat
- everytime I gotta go she's finally getting the button undone
-sidekick much younger, a pupil
-boat to sail around the world
-parents taking to the extreme; ignoring kid til he breaks up wth
girfriend
-surfing oil tanker's waves
-girl surrendering at first glimpse of daylight to hook up
-getting pussy points: dinner movie massage
-waking up from hearing yourself talk in your sleep
-spitting into the wind. And getting hit by it
-I haven't banged nearly enough girls to deserve an STD, I just banged all of the wrong ones
-some cry after, some need the promise of a bacon cheeseburger
before: damn, he's eating a burger for breakfast, what's for dinner?
-scooter gang
-shovel back, rake wrist
-the manager wants you to leave
I want to talk to the manager
The managers not here right now.
-he's a good kid, he's from Cincinnati
-go fuck yourself and call it a family
-girls putting on the short shorts and begging for dollars
-meeting friends by communal booze collection
-diving into water with a knife in your teeth
-a character who is one step away from becoming a supervillain
- pirates prequel
- witnessing a crazy event- "take a picture bob"
- guy who always stops on the Disney channel
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Worst Kid Ever Traits
-Wears shirts that say things like "G-UNIT" or "THUG LIFE" when wearer is clearly white.
-Like's Chamillionaire's cover or Wu-Tang songs more than originals.
-Loves smoking resin so much, will do it when green is easily available.
-Can't wait for grandma to die so he can inherit that time-share at Disneyland. Yeah..prime real estate.
-Loves brie cheese. more than anyone else. extends the e way too much, breee.
-Discusses the negative side effects of smoking weed, while smoking weed.
-Writes poems for girls, and not just to get booty.
-Plays drinking games competetively and not just to get drunk.
-Will hook up with any girl, even one who has just puked and hasn't brushed teeth.
-Like's Chamillionaire's cover or Wu-Tang songs more than originals.
-Loves smoking resin so much, will do it when green is easily available.
-Can't wait for grandma to die so he can inherit that time-share at Disneyland. Yeah..prime real estate.
-Loves brie cheese. more than anyone else. extends the e way too much, breee.
-Discusses the negative side effects of smoking weed, while smoking weed.
-Writes poems for girls, and not just to get booty.
-Plays drinking games competetively and not just to get drunk.
-Will hook up with any girl, even one who has just puked and hasn't brushed teeth.
More Random..
-If I were president, all shits would be blumpkins.
-Toilet on the side of the road, sign on it reads, "Out of order". no shit, literally.
-Text message break up is too long, just sent " check your email" instead
-Pranet Earf...i hate that shit. all those gay ass bees, sucking on stemen.
-Obama ski tricks= the blackflip
-Call me sometime! We'll text!
-Buying drugs in McDonald's Drive thru. Supersize that 8th.
-Anyone ever tell you that you have a hot vagina? Well you're welcome.
-Tattoos made with resin. keeps you perma-stoned.
-More necessary on demand features; beer on demand, strippers on demand.
-Think the scarecrow in the wizard of oz was really just trying to get some booty? telling dorothy all he wants is some brain. I dont think she got it.
-Toilet on the side of the road, sign on it reads, "Out of order". no shit, literally.
-Text message break up is too long, just sent " check your email" instead
-Pranet Earf...i hate that shit. all those gay ass bees, sucking on stemen.
-Obama ski tricks= the blackflip
-Call me sometime! We'll text!
-Buying drugs in McDonald's Drive thru. Supersize that 8th.
-Anyone ever tell you that you have a hot vagina? Well you're welcome.
-Tattoos made with resin. keeps you perma-stoned.
-More necessary on demand features; beer on demand, strippers on demand.
-Think the scarecrow in the wizard of oz was really just trying to get some booty? telling dorothy all he wants is some brain. I dont think she got it.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Randomer Thoughts
- Memoirs of an Unsuccessful super-villain, "Anarchy is much more difficult to inspire than Apathy"
Bad Tattoos
-Getting a barber pole tattooed on your cock
-Tattoo of a cat walking away on your stomach, belly button is the cat's..
-Tricked out smart car with huge tires and rims.
-Describing the first time you slept with a girl as "planting the flag"
-Starting a work day with a lunch hour
-Handing out #s to girls on the walk of shame.
Bad Tattoos
-Getting a barber pole tattooed on your cock
-Tattoo of a cat walking away on your stomach, belly button is the cat's..
-Tricked out smart car with huge tires and rims.
-Describing the first time you slept with a girl as "planting the flag"
-Starting a work day with a lunch hour
-Handing out #s to girls on the walk of shame.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Me and Miles (annisquam 1 and a half)
-Stripper throws beer bottle at me after I reject her
-driving from strip club little kid running across the street smacks onto the side of the van
-have a book called what were you smoking on the 6th day, god?
-favorite drinks: gmush light and jack daniels in a can, kegs on wheels
-invitation to rehab on the 21st bday
-throwing shoes on telephone wire in panama to symbolize the end of one lifestyle and the beginning of another
-leads to die hard parody of shooting the glass
-pearl harbor parody of the final scene in japan
-character makes pornos; his cell phone had Arabic war cry for ringtone
Yells when he answers the phone but only because he stubbed his toe
30 going in 13, sequel: 300 going in 13 the preview plays before you watch first one
Boys in the ho
18 year old virgin
The Inside woman
Ernest loses his virginity
All starring dick satchel
Taquito character in panama
Two immigrants from eastern Europe there too- work on boats
-film parody of utopia
-drunk bus: driver is wasted
-graffiti "go figure" under a Jewish lawyers sign
- story told firsthalf by guy who can't wait to get to panama, second half by guy who can't wait to leave
-in America your foreign id can't get you into bars; tons of hispanics waiting outside bars to pick up chicks
-kid named cooper they call 2 door
-lifetime movie based on the life of souljah boy
-dan foglio
-action movie title: go fly a kite
-the death of a twin father.
-after a line of very expository dialogue someone says, "that's going to be important later."
-sex scene in a really confined place, like a crate
-leathal weapon 5/die hard 5 team up film
-driving from strip club little kid running across the street smacks onto the side of the van
-have a book called what were you smoking on the 6th day, god?
-favorite drinks: gmush light and jack daniels in a can, kegs on wheels
-invitation to rehab on the 21st bday
-throwing shoes on telephone wire in panama to symbolize the end of one lifestyle and the beginning of another
-leads to die hard parody of shooting the glass
-pearl harbor parody of the final scene in japan
-character makes pornos; his cell phone had Arabic war cry for ringtone
Yells when he answers the phone but only because he stubbed his toe
30 going in 13, sequel: 300 going in 13 the preview plays before you watch first one
Boys in the ho
18 year old virgin
The Inside woman
Ernest loses his virginity
All starring dick satchel
Taquito character in panama
Two immigrants from eastern Europe there too- work on boats
-film parody of utopia
-drunk bus: driver is wasted
-graffiti "go figure" under a Jewish lawyers sign
- story told firsthalf by guy who can't wait to get to panama, second half by guy who can't wait to leave
-in America your foreign id can't get you into bars; tons of hispanics waiting outside bars to pick up chicks
-kid named cooper they call 2 door
-lifetime movie based on the life of souljah boy
-dan foglio
-action movie title: go fly a kite
-the death of a twin father.
-after a line of very expository dialogue someone says, "that's going to be important later."
-sex scene in a really confined place, like a crate
-leathal weapon 5/die hard 5 team up film
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