Thursday, August 13, 2009

Thats how the blumpkins roll

-Slowly build flashbacks to final one showing how the blumpkins were formed

-Like scene from Spartacus, gets everyone fired - blumpkin tattoo in olde english on back that Lucy drew on Rob's back because he passed out on her

-in flashback, Cuphands sells fireworks to the guys

-stealing booze from the yacht club but cutting holes underneath the bottles so they drop down, leads to high-speed boat kayak chase

-4th of july party with only drugs, sam gets tied to raft and sent out to sea

-Sam has a loyal houseboat dog who does everything

-Dale Stussy buys the yacht club and changes from sailing to powerboating/extreme watersports

-Pirates of the Caribbean prequel, end of the world comedy, flashback extrtavaganza
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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Random Quatro

-Going to jail, all the cell doors unlock at once

-sex rogaine

-guy jumps off overpass onto bus to escape, but the overpass is too
low and he smacks into it and falls on the street.

-action movies with lame titles:
The whetting of the whistle

-bang bill : two part quentin Tarantino porno

-father to son: are you retarded?

-home alone 5: the 40 year old virgin

-trip to Europe: sex district, don't go in the club where the bouncer
has a cold sore, eating, just coming out of the back with one or the
girls

-do go to the place where it looks a pizza place/bar but all the
customers are hot babes in lingerie

-You don't have to be a phenomenon you just have to be necessary

-mario party mini games on the wii: shaking up the soda cans

-documentary about the future

-new video game: halo hero

-sports played on different surfaces: Bball on a globe, baseball
checkerboard

-knees to nipples

-chuck Norris in a rugged family drama: having to change lightbulbs,
taking a shower and finding out there is no soap, having to figure out
what to delete on the dvr

-athletes who play better in HD

-the perfect world- rotating shotgun, no need to call 5's,

-right the goddamn now

-ifocus

-shaved Harrison

-the Blue lagoon 3: two girls

-king castle

-hannah laberteaux

-warranted guilt

-girls who wear their names on their necklaces are usually sluts:
they're making it easier to remember their name

-advising residents: professional RA's

-girls using cough spray to numb mouths to drink more

-mistaking gold bond for cocaine

-bringing a couple rubbers to a girl's place and then seeing that she
already has a shitload

-street Jesus- eye for an eye motherfucka

-if you miss a pretend buzzer beater, just call halftime

-the drunken juror

- taking my steady out tonight

- the ex of an ex-x games athlete

-what can we take from this?

-gotta get some sort of reference to thug love by bone thugs, 2pac in
there-maybe how the cops getting ready

-someone on a plane leaving Boston singing love that dirty water,
annoying the hell out of everyone else

-I had a dream I was taking a nap

-fart fatale

-average revolutionary

-dutch the Finn

-talking to each other in your sleep

-Ima make that girl do whatever she wants.

-paper trail

-try jail, rehab as places to just hang out for a year

-bully of the elderly home, running it like a mafia casino

-bluefish tornament to get a new boat

- everytime I gotta go she's finally getting the button undone

-sidekick much younger, a pupil

-boat to sail around the world

-parents taking to the extreme; ignoring kid til he breaks up wth
girfriend

-surfing oil tanker's waves

-girl surrendering at first glimpse of daylight to hook up

-getting pussy points: dinner movie massage

-waking up from hearing yourself talk in your sleep

-spitting into the wind. And getting hit by it

-I haven't banged nearly enough girls to deserve an STD, I just banged all of the wrong ones

-some cry after, some need the promise of a bacon cheeseburger
before: damn, he's eating a burger for breakfast, what's for dinner?

-scooter gang

-shovel back, rake wrist

-the manager wants you to leave
I want to talk to the manager
The managers not here right now.

-he's a good kid, he's from Cincinnati

-go fuck yourself and call it a family

-girls putting on the short shorts and begging for dollars

-meeting friends by communal booze collection

-diving into water with a knife in your teeth

-a character who is one step away from becoming a supervillain

- pirates prequel

- witnessing a crazy event- "take a picture bob"

- guy who always stops on the Disney channel
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