Worst Kid Ever Traits

-Wears shirts that say things like "G-UNIT" or "THUG LIFE" when wearer is clearly white.

-Like's Chamillionaire's cover or Wu-Tang songs more than originals.

-Loves smoking resin so much, will do it when green is easily available.

-Can't wait for grandma to die so he can inherit that time-share at Disneyland. Yeah..prime real estate.

-Loves brie cheese. more than anyone else. extends the e way too much, breee.

-Discusses the negative side effects of smoking weed, while smoking weed.

-Writes poems for girls, and not just to get booty.

-Plays drinking games competetively and not just to get drunk.

-Will hook up with any girl, even one who has just puked and hasn't brushed teeth.

More Random..

-If I were president, all shits would be blumpkins.

-Toilet on the side of the road, sign on it reads, "Out of order". no shit, literally.

-Text message break up is too long, just sent " check your email" instead

-Pranet Earf...i hate that shit. all those gay ass bees, sucking on stemen.

-Obama ski tricks= the blackflip

-Call me sometime! We'll text!

-Buying drugs in McDonald's Drive thru. Supersize that 8th.

-Anyone ever tell you that you have a hot vagina? Well you're welcome.

-Tattoos made with resin. keeps you perma-stoned.

-More necessary on demand features; beer on demand, strippers on demand.

-Think the scarecrow in the wizard of oz was really just trying to get some booty? telling dorothy all he wants is some brain. I dont think she got it.